Microsoft Macro Assembler - Micro and Macro a$$ meaning the Size of the a$$ is Just Enough and is soft.
Netwide Assembler - This is the DATASS aka the JLo and Iggy Azalea a$$es (wide and broad as the internet) and is currently being studied in DATASScience.
Turbo Assembler - a$$ built for Twerking. Highly approved.
Flat Assembler - As the name says and no one wants chicks with flat a$$es.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4
