NASM - The Netwide Assembler

NASM Forum => Other Discussion => Topic started by: alCoPaUL on March 01, 2023, 09:24:28 PM

Title: If Assemblers were actually Asses..
Post by: alCoPaUL on March 01, 2023, 09:24:28 PM
Microsoft Macro Assembler - Micro and Macro a$$ meaning the Size of the a$$ is Just Enough and is soft.

Netwide Assembler - This is the DATASS aka the JLo and Iggy Azalea a$$es (wide and broad as the internet) and is currently being studied in DATASScience.

Turbo Assembler - a$$ built for Twerking. Highly approved.

Flat Assembler - As the name says and no one wants chicks with flat a$$es.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4)
Title: Re: If Assemblers were actually Asses..
Post by: debs3759 on March 01, 2023, 11:30:35 PM
Interesting set of observations. Not sure I understand everything you wrote, but it made me chuckle :)